You can go back to attending frat parties and having people throw up on you. Do you really want to date someone who hasn't actually had a real job yet and is still going out and drinking like a college student? She's been around the block a bit, but she's still not a luscious, incredible woman over the age of 30 yet. So at 46, you finally get to have incredible sex with a beautiful, mature woman -- but you have to wait 46 years to do it, according to this urban legend. So finally, after all these years, you can actually date the kids you knew when they were kids. Here they are, still looking great, young and fantastic, and there you are with your skin sagging everywhere.When you're 40, you can date a woman who is 27 years old. Under this formula, you can't even date a woman over the age of 30 until you have hit 46. Half the time you can't even get out of bed without feeling pain, but thanks to Cialis, you're always ready to go.
Well, look no further, you’ve come to the right place.
Before I begin, this is a formula for actually dating someone.
Again I’ll use myself as an example, If I multiply my age by 2, I get 58.
I subtract that by 7, and I come up with 51 as my Maximum for Age Appropriate Dating.
My friend said, "Son, you're 18 years old, so I am going to tell you how you date.
Since you are 18 years old, you are allowed to date a woman half your age plus seven." Son looked at him and said, "Alright, Dad.
If you add 7 to this answer, we get 21.5 as my Minimum for Age Appropriate Dating (in this case, I would round down because… Now, you may be asking yourself, “so what about the maximum age?
” And to that I tell you, if you apply this formula the opposite way, you get your Maximum for Age Appropriate Dating (though, the responsibility to follow these formulas falls on the elder of the two participants to be responsible).
Not hooking up in a bar, or some other random one night affair.
If you should decide to take that route, the only rules you have to follow are that of the law, and I suggest you abide by those! First off, the person you are dating must be out of high school. They must have some kind of brain (believe me, I’ve dated some girls that didn’t, it’s not fun [talking to them anyway]! If you have passed the midpoint of your twenties, try to stay at twenty-one and older.
You're 50, so that means you can date a woman who is 32.