And just because we went on a date, doesn’t mean we've devoted our lives to being subservient to your feelings and choices! The unrealistic expectations: Yes, we went on a date with you. No, it is not all right to presume that we will sleep with you, marry you and produce offspring for you. Honestly, we don’t know where you got your education, but you need to go back for some common sense. The talks: "It is not a relationship baby, it’s ‘so’ much more than that." This one is for the oversmart Indian men. We might be the prettiest, talented, richest, kindest people on the planet but we have to be approved by ‘mumma’ first! The smell: Indian men think that body odour is acceptable. The ego: Studies have shown that larger the ego, smaller the appendage. Arranged marriages: You will never be the one he marries because after all mommy insists on an arrange marriage for her prince.Sure, why don’t you keep believing that we women are stupid enough to believe all the incessant banter that comes out of your mouth? The 'prince' treatment: Your parents treat you like a prince. Hence, they do a great job at slaying everything in their wake. In fact, studies also show that men who honk a lot are sexually frustrated beings. Love, feelings, freedom of choice and thought really don’t matter!
Your guide to dating an Indian begins with understanding some common customs from the motherland.
Male Dominated Society Any woman who is considering dating an Indian man should understand right up front that there is no equality between the sexes in India.
Before Asking and Indian Girl Out Women in the west have placed such an emphasis on equality that sometimes they lose their softer, more feminine side in the process.
For this reason many guys like to ask girls from other cultures out on dates because they defer to a mans judgment.
If you are going to date an Indian man and think there may be something for you in terms of a future together, for heavens sake dont sleep with him! Just as Orthodox Jews dont eat pork, you will not catch an Indian eating cow.
Some will eat fish, seafood and maybe occasionally chicken, but those are few and far between.If we placed smelly Indian men in a war zone, the enemy would automatically surrender before they die from the toxic fumes. The clothing: It is a given fact that Indian men are among the laziest creatures on the planet. His background: Just because his father can afford a luxury car doesn’t give him the right to have any girl that catches his fancy. Other options: They are with you, but they still have the right to ogle at women passing by. Wearing the same clothes day after day gives is plain disgusting. Etiquette: Opening doors, dropping us home, waiting till we're dressed... And just so you know, you'd be foolish to expect a 'Please' or 'Thank You.'13. Venereal stares are forgivable according to Indian men. Dont be offended if he orders you a spicy meal which contains no red meat. It is always difficult to date someone who comes from such a different background but almost impossible to understand someone with a culture as divergent as would be the Indian culture.This is not meant to discourage you from dating someone from India; it just serves as a guide to dating an Indian.When considering dating an Indian, there are certain things you should be aware of.